skyrim conversation #1

A.: “Check this out.”

Ezmy: *looks up from her address book task. Sidebar: Ezmy resolves to have an address book on her computer like most people in the 21st century. She is tired of losing her hardcopy one* “Hmm?”

A.: “I’ve been playing this thing for awhile. And yet I haven’t been to this city *highlights city icon*, or this one *highlights city icon*, or this one *highlights city icon*…”

Ezmy: “Wait, is that a uterus?”

A.: “No. It’s a badass guy with horns. Anyway, I also haven’t been to this one *highlights city icon* or…”

Ezmy: “Go back to the uterus one.”

A.: *ignoring Ezmy* “…this one *highlights city icon*. That’s five major cities I haven’t even visited!”

Ezmy: “Go back to the uterus one.”

A.: *sighs and highlights the uterus one*

Ezmy: “It looks like a uterus.”

A.: “No, it’s horns. Horny horns.”

Ezmy: *snicker*

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