(Scene: Budsie and I have been doing some yoga together. I’ve been showing him some downward facing dog, etc., and he in turn has been showing me his poses, such as ‘downward facing mouse’ and ‘upward Superman’…)

Me: *trying to relax into crow pose and failing miserably* “I still can’t do this crow pose, Budsie. I guess I’ll just have to keep trying, eh?”

Budsie: “If you want to do crow pose, Mummy, first you need wings.”