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I just liked this cartoon. I love Cyanide and Happiness.
I also love sleep. But sleep and I are in a long distance relationship right now and we all know how those go. She says she’ll call, or visit some weekend, and she never follows through. I’m not much better – I make promises I can’t keep. Oh don’t worry, I say, I’ll join you in bed this evening. No, I promise it won’t be on the couch or floor again. Yes, I promise to not read until four am. But I’m lying to sleep. I have no intention of joining her in bed until I’ve finished school.
So in five years.
Ugh.