I leave you with this little update on my life: I learned that David Mangle plays an interesting trombone, and that the words to “oh when the saints go marching in” should NOT be remade into a political song. I realize now that I love Dr. Dennis with the passion of a thousand burning suns, and that I’m an academic-for-life type of person- even if right now it doesn’t seem that way. I also learned that my back is hilarious for a number of reasons, that poliscigeeks kick unbelieveable ass, and that the Port Williams parade is the funniest when seen in the rain. I feel sorry for the Port Williams princess. I know now that life is going to keep dishing it out and I also know that I’m going to keeping throwing it back in her bitchy face. Take that! And finally, I have learned to relax. After all, it could be worse. There could be snakes.